NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Simon's away this week, but luckily it's for a brilliant reason. After months of nail-biting, introspection and, let's face it, mild panic, Simon has become a Dad!
We'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate Simon and his lovely partner Ness, and wish them all the best for the long journey ahead.
But after all his deliberation, what name did Simon finally settle on? Well, we'll let the man himself tell you...