Please sir, can I have some more? Nope, wrong Oliver, my friend. We're talking Jamie Oliver, the celebrity chef who's championed quality school dinners, disadvantaged teens, and dangerous overuse of the word 'Pukka'.
We've managed to track down the naked chef and make him put some bloody clothes on, so we can ask him some questions.
Check out our great interview here, and our lovely jubbly Jamie Oliver competition here.